QR seating chart vs Aunt Linda's flip phone

At 6:07 p.m. in Napa, our QR seating chart became a group activity when Aunt Linda tried to scan it with her flip phone and asked if the gold dots were ‘buttons’. I’m now thinking of stashing two preloaded iPad Minis behind the welcome sign with a locked seating app — anyone else doing a human kiosk backup, or am I just overengineering?

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Been there — at 6:07 sharp I’d stash a printed A–Z seating list under the welcome sign and run one iPad in Guided Access as the “human kiosk” instead of two Minis. Someone tried to press the “gold dots” at my last one too; adding a short URL under the QR (e.g., tinyurl.com/yourseats) caught the flip phones, . Would a single iPad plus a posted helper for the first 20 minutes cover Napa and save you the extra hardware?

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@vanessa_l99 I skipped the second iPad and used a cheap SMS fallback: we printed “Text SEAT + your last name to (555) 123-4567” under the QR and an auto-reply (via https://simpletexting.com) sent their table; only caveat was hyphenated names — would that cover your 6:07 rush?

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Add an NFC tap sticker by the QR; 6:07 rush and ‘gold dots were buttons’ proof.

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I’d keep one iPad but pair it with a tiny travel router and cache the seating page so it still loads when Napa service hiccups at 6:07 — ; GL.iNet travel routers are cheap and solid: https://www.gl-inet.com/products/travel-routers/. Also print a big short URL under the QR (seat.yourcouple.com) so non-scanners can just type it — feel simpler than stashing two Minis?

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