Queued the couple’s first dance at 6:02 and Serato “helped” by auto-syncing Etta James to 128 BPM — instant rave — so I killed sync, yanked the WAV from my backup USB, and rode the fader like a lifeguard. What’s your funniest near-miss on cues or power, and are you also the maniac who stashes a battery PA and spare XLR in the coat closet for Uncle Sal’s surprise Sinatra serenade?